Dirk is a solitary soul with his own
agenda. He's been
called a couch potato with a mean streak. Currently single, he lives
with
his parents. His birth date is November 11. He'll play for hours at
Nintendo
and is a movie buff. His favourite feature films are Out of Africa and
Born Free. He is also an aspiring singer/songwriter who has travelled
around
the country performing in various stage productions.
2nd out Seven of Nine the aphid
Seven comes from a very large family. Her
favourite TV
shows are The Sopranos and Sex and the City. She enjoys all types of
music,
depending on her mood, ranging from Barry Manilow to Eminem. When she's
ready to dance, she enjoys funky, soulful, house music. Her birth date
was this morning.
1st out Sadie Slug
Sadie's perfect day consists of eating a
good breakfast
followed by a ride on her motorcycle to the mountains with her husband
and her best friend. After a hike, she'll play racquetball, take a
shower,
have dinner, then watch TV. Her favourite show is Rosie. She says her
quest
in life continues to be to "live the life less ordinary."
6th out Arnold Ant
Arnold is a rover who defines himself as
spontaneous,
outgoing and creative. His hobbies are weightlifting, running, and
rollerblading.
He especially enjoys wall climbing, herb gardening, collecting art,
hiking
in the mountains and loves picnicking. He can be aggressive when
threatened.
3rd out Stella Spidermite
Stella and her friends built their own
shelter and brought
all the supplies necessary to survive in the harsh environment of the
local
mall. An aggressive athlete, she plays competitive hockey (right
defence),
though she admits she spends most of the time in the penalty box.
Additionally,
she has studied martial arts, receiving a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
4th out Rich Rabbit
Rich describes himself as outgoing,
athletic, and determined,
with a very positive attitude. He enjoys riding motorcycles, hiking,
running,
and writing poetry. Twice divorced and a father of many, he describes
his
life as perfect since he met the girl of his dreams. He is a virgo.
5th out Earl Earwig
Earl likes nothing better than a good
hike or a game
of racquetball. After, he'll take a shower, have dinner, see a movie
while
eating a big bag of popcorn and then head home to bed. He's an
early
riser, comfortable with a few close friends, but considers himself a
bit
of a loner. Enjoys puttering around the garden.
7th out Kimmi Caterpillar
Voted gal with the most potential in high
school, Kimmi
dislikes travel, but loves eating (a vegan, she will not eat land
dwelling
animals). She also enjoys watching the sun set. Her favourite motion
pictures
are Cruel Intentions and Beauty and the Beast.
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